cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights Find Your Freedom In The Music

So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

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Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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May you live every day of your life.
Jonathan Swift (via kushandwizdom)

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I sleep now only to see you in my dreams

I don’t think anybody realizes what your death has done to me. I used to cry my self to sleep at night because I would think too much and now you wrap yourself around my thoughts. When you came into my life neither of us knew you would save my life, but you did…and I couldn’t save yours. Coming home to this lonely house is now a constant struggle, it is too quiet now and I don’t have you to comfort me through the emotions of your own passing.

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skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

He looks so genuinely happy

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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